We found this shirt in an abandoned Y2K bunker, embroidered a SkeleBASS on the chest, and defaced the original graphic with a little spray paint.
Thick thighs save lives, and thick shirts...something funny that rhymes with shirts. If you've been looking for a shirt that's thicker than that cute Latina you saw at the bar, and tougher than a Nokia cell phone, well you've found it my friend. We only offer the best, and this is it.
