Listen, you don't have to be embarrassed or ashamed that you eat the asphalt every once in a while. Maybe you don't hate it either. We're not here to judge. But this shirt is dope.
Thick thighs save lives, and thick shirts...something funny that rhymes with shirts. If you've been looking for a shirt that's thicker than that cute Latina you saw at the bar, and tougher than a Nokia cell phone, well you've found it my friend. We only offer the best, and this is it.
